RT @SexCigarsBooze: You might be getting old if you’re more excited about an early morning bowel movement than having morning sex.
...hilarity ensues
mizell's posterous
October 2011
got chatted up by 1 of few people that I've ever met that had been to coronado, ca. if u haven't been ...one of few paradises left in the US
has a sudden desire to bomb out a jukebox with john prine *insert illegal smile*
can't help but be ruled by inconsistencies...
oh volcano, how I've missed u. u'r no good for me but I just can't quit u!
they're calling for snow tomorrow, it is time for a boat drink ...to the lun wah!!!
OH: "awesome, it's that bar mitzvah song by black eyed peas!"
"I got a rock :(..."
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up: a roller rink DJ. first order of business: bring back roller rinks. who's with me?!?
if u r sitting on a ski slope, drinking a bucket of coronas, and wishing u were at the beach, shouldn't u have just rethought ur vacation?
