anybody ever read "feed" by M. T. Anderson?
so many people keep saying "I don't know if I'm coming or going". I try to remind them one's yellow & the other's white...
talking to an old friend on AIM via SMS. didn't even realize AIM still existed or that I had a profile there lol
even the dullest tool in the box occasionally gets the job done
is all for respecting women & not staring at their chests but if u'r going wear a "witty" t-shirt then ya gotta give some leeway...
woman plops down next to me... her: "buy me a drink" me: "if I wanted to pay for a woman to socialize with me for money I'd join match.com"